Foot in mouth

Today’s edition of the Times newspaper contains a story concerning a group of American hunters who claim to have discovered Bigfoot. Again.

On their own website, the adventurers bragged: ‘We have located a family of Bigfoot and besides the clear photo and video we have something even more shocking, A BODY. Please bear with us at this time. We have hired legal help. History is in the making.’

It is, naturally, a monstrous conspiracy, a unconvincing hoax, and a classic bit of ‘silly season’ hokum.

Some people in our office aren’t so sure, though. One declared they hoped it was real ‘so I can give it a hug’. Another vowed it was real, but refused to give a reason why. ‘It just is.’

Check out the evidence and let us know what you think.

Meanwhile, look who I’ve just seen outside the office window: 

 

 

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100 Responses to Foot in mouth

  1. Ange says:

    well good for them.

  2. वह मेरा है says:

    Aww…poor wikkle bigfoot,,he\’s only got a wedgie  XD
     
     
    [Surely the man is hot in the suit?!]
     

  3. Emdadur says:

    thats what we used to like before we were humans. DUH?

  4. BYRON says:

    thats not bigfoot,thats my wife going to the shops.

  5. Carlio says:

    they found him while they were feeding the Loch Ness monster

  6. colin says:

    I don\’t believe it\’s genuine! Recently there was an article about a giant boar being caught and killed in the outbacks somewhere in USA and photos were taken as proof. But scientists were dubious about it and tracked down the guys who shot the \’Giant Boar\’ – a father and son – and asked them where they buried the boar. The remains were dug up and examined as well as the photos – turned out to be a hoax! The photos were digitally \’enhanced\’ to make the boar look massive and the remains dug up revealed just a normal sized boar! Sorry I\’m not convinced Bigfoot\’s been nailed and frozen in a chest freezer! It can only happen in America…!

  7. Helen says:

    People the picture that has is above these comments is a picture that the msn team have put on them selves, if yolu read the comment. So i do not understand why people are saying, ohh thats just a man in a suit. And as for this story, it is totally unblelievable. And i think Carlio\’s comment says all any of us need to say. 

  8. Neil says:

    Thats not Bigfoot – its my dad! He\’s just done a 12 hour stint down\’t pit… This photo shows him roller staking tu Pit head baths quick so can nip down\’t tu pub for a jar o beer with his mates before mi mam finds out… 

  9. megan says:

    omg!! its as hairy as my grandad and about the same size too,…..ok….who thought it was funny taking a pic of ma grandad on his daily walk….. :)(lol…hairy men are not sexy..the pic proves it XD)   next time guys, try wearing a gorilla suit and call yaself KING KONG its more belive-able…¬_¬

  10. sarah says:

    if the rest of the supoed big foot family exist and can play the drums then cadburys have it sewn up !!!! fake fake fake

  11. Jay says:

    well at least we know what happen to the costumes from the 70\’s planet of the apes films, and if it is real do they live with Elvis and Buddy Holly adn Lord Lucan…….. lol get real people if they had exsited we would have wiped them out for fun as its human nature!!!!!

  12. lana says:

    Hi guy\’s it Lana Hear, ok well i think its real coz were r they ment to get a pic like that and anyway if it was a man dressed-up who would wont to dress up with all that hear anyway, and i think it\’s horrid traking doun a inesent creacher you should leave it be and let it do what it want\’s for the time being.

  13. lana says:

    ok it\’s Lana agen i totily take back what i said it was my sister. Alright i only 10 but hunny any age no\’s that that\’s a fake  i think the americans r stupid that they think they can fool us with that fake pic this pic of a cat is more like big foot than that one oh year and i almost forgot how come its balck and wight what is it to skare us ohhhhhhhhhh i so skared!!!!!!!!!

  14. Sean says:

    i think that there is a "bigfoot" out there but it is no in that photo, you see bigfoot is believed to be bigger than all humans and the so-called bigfoot in the photo s quite small for a traditional bigfoot so it could easily be a man in a monkey costume

  15. charley says:

    omg the is sht i can bye that from the halloween shoop

  16. Haze says:

    it looks like it just rose from the dead… this guy needs some intense hair treatment

  17. charlotte says:

    1. That is just either someone with unfortunately excessive hair growth or someone in a costume.
    and
    2. If Bigfoot is real, it\’s obviously sentient and we shouldn\’t be hounding it if it doesn\’t want to be found.

  18. Nicko says:

    isnt that watsis name out of planet of the apes lmao  come to invade earth again ave we??  FAKE
     

  19. Ian says:

    Could it be G.W.Bush, in cogneto, wherever that is. ??

  20. murrayman says:

    okie for one he added that picture to take the piss out of this entire stupid thing about finding bigfoots body so he prob got a guy from the office to dress like him, and to belive this thing to exsist is foolish, just like the whole loch ness monster its all a fools errand to make some quick cash off fools who will pay for a "clipping of bigfoots hair" or a cast of his mythical large feet haha.
    If the USA could be anymore stupid they mite as well stick a sign on themselfs saying ez target so the bigfoot lot will know who to go for and leave the normal ppl alone. And i agree with 11 3PBPeter about the media thing, look in the internet and u will see wat at least 9 things that lie to u on each web page, i bet ppl who think ur not lied to on the internet r the 1\’s that like to press the big glowing buttons that say you are our 1,000,001th cutomer haha.
    By the way this is coming from a 16 year old so this really shows how far your intelligance can go, and booklover how many creatures get chopped up a week? thats a green peace solution what you just said. As well as aint ya heard all of the hill billy tales, its the missing link why wouldent americans want to shoot it:)
     
    P.S i may seem hard on the US but so many of you will the rest a bad name…

  21. jack says:

    to be fair the link picture does look pritty real (the dead bigfoot)
    but it doesnt matter n e way becuse when the DNA is handed over and the video footage
    is releced e will no. but that pic there on theis page is cr^p and obviously a fake
    so i dont no what to belive but i do belive in bigfoot
    and WATCH MONSTER HUNTERS on vergin1 sunday and 9.00pm it\’s awsome and will make u think twice
    about mythical creatures

  22. S says:

    I wondered where my mother had got to!!!!

  23. munyard179 says:

    I wonder if I can lay a bet on wether Nike or Adidas get his advertising contract?

  24. Hannah says:

    the picture on dis page is obviously a fake but the other picture when u click on the link could be somhin!!!!!

  25. Lee says:

    All looks like the usual tripe people conjour up when they have nothing better to do! no such thing, never have, never will be! I\’ll continue to live int he real world for now, and let all those who watch Monster Hunters and think there is a beast under the bed continue to live in their fantasy world!

  26. Darren says:

    its just an old costume from the planet of the apes movies rammed into a freezer!!!

  27. jakki says:

    does it matter if this is real or not they guys who have gone to press with so called evidence have created a world wide media frenzy. wish I\’d thought of it

  28. Unknown says:

    Hi all regarding big foot, I live in the UK and I can smell the fish sourrounding this report, but who realy cares. I would rather read these fun articles that the depressing news of people suffering through conflict and starvation.
    We all need a good lough to help us through these trying times of oil prices and worse still those who impose their hard regimes on people causing starvation with children dying for the want of food.

  29. jacks says:

    FAKE. Feet look so different !! I think we all hope that there is really a bigfoot i do,for 1

  30. Steve says:

    Poor creature .. he looks wounded ! Like he\’s been shot in the leg or something.. Or maybe stood in a bear trap.?

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